Anything P-Tsar touches will turn into pizza. Put on this tasty little treat and take yourself out for a night on the town. With this shirt your life will be better than everyone else and you’ll be able to fly straight to the heart of the moon. As everyone knows… the moon is full of cheezzzy pizza.
We love the earth. Made from 100% cotton. Made to order to reduce nuclear waste. This one-of-a-kind eco-friendly snake+cat shirt will put your conscience at ease.
Shirt orders may be delayed up to two weeks due to this COVID space-virus.